Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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