I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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