Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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