Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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