no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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