Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
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