I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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