I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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