Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
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Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
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The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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