i jhust puked up my retainher.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
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I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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