Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
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I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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