"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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