So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
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I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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