ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
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Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
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I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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