dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
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Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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