But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
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Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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