So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
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I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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