He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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