The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
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You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
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Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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