I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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