If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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