She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
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You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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