just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
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i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
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had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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