just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
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my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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