Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
How external is "for external use only"?
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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