we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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