just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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