Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
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how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
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she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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