it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
