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• (281): View more from Texas

  Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.

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• (516): View more from New York

  You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...

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• (831): View more from California

  So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  We're doing a case race on Saturday.

  (302): View more from Delaware

  I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  She puked her nose ring out of her face.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.

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• (310): View more from California

  I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.

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