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(201): View more from New Jersey

she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.

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(207): View more from Maine

in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask

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(+27): View more from South Africa

I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.

(+27): View more from South Africa

I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet

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(402): View more from Nebraska

my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix

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(785): View more from Kansas

Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him

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(310): View more from California

I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.

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(310): View more from California

The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry

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