I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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