Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.