I hate your face
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
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Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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