so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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