Where did you get a picture of my penis
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
There r osticjed everywhere
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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