you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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