I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Randomize
