Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
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Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I feel like death gave me a hand job
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
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SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I want a musical about memes.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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