There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
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she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
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BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
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The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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