If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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