puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
MIDGETS
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pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize