Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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