he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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