Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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