nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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