Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
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just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
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Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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