Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
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Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
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Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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