There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
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Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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