so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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