He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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