STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
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no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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