This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
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