Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
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I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
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i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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