who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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