Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
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it's like heaven, but drunker
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
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he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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