I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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