Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
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i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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