Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
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Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
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after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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