i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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